eggshavehatched

There once was a llama named Jeff. He dreamed of becoming a chef. He cooked and cooked, but it all turned out bad, And surely, Jeff was sad. He tried and he tried, He cried and he cried, His food just did not turn out well. But one magical night, He woke up to a fright, To the sound of an overweight fairy. It asked "What do you want? What do you wish?" "I wish to make the most wonderful dish." And with a wave of a wand, a wiggle of the nose, Jeff's wish had come true. There it was, standing before him, An enormous bowl of llama stew.